a perfect piece of writing

If you’re currently or ever have been pregnant and had to face the harrowing task of buying maternity clothes, read this piece on McSweeney’s. It totally captures all of my feelings about RTW maternity clothes.

I expect to wear these clothes for no more than six months and then never again, so I hope they cost about the same as a used Dodge Charger. What’s that you say? They cost even more?